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BeaverBlitz & Angie Machado = Total Dickheads

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What we’re hearing is they left current subscribers high and dry, offering them a 3 month “free” membership at Scout if they had an active Rivals account. Well, what if they had a full year, like this guy?

https://twitter.com/megk57/status/771105673748688897

Angie couldn’t be more excited, but the same can’t be said of Mr. Kronsteiner.

Now let’s get into the hypocrisy:

For years Angie wouldn’t let anyone with a Scout membership cross post info or even post a link to free articles on Scout. Now she’s working for Scout and trying to wrangle everyone over there, this despite her sources apparently drying up to the point she has little info not available on Twitter.

You know, I was a bit shocked and appalled at first, but then I realized this is so very BeaverBlitz. This is a site that banned me for saying the Beavers had undersized cornerbacks because being “negative” like that was bad for the delusional fan who was paying Angie money to hear everything was great.

Good luck to Scout…they’re going to need it with that crew of money-hungry lunatics now on board.

And poor Beaversedge gets left with an awful name a few degenerate crumbs like the sock puppet.

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  1. So glad I never got involved with them. From the looks of it they are offering 0 accommodation to those with a significant amount of time left on their subscription services (other than that turd of a promo they’re hawking). Great job committing borderline fraud/theft of your user base Blitz! Keep it classy as always

    • I’m having a hard time keeping this whole situation straight. I have never participated in any of it, and only loosely know who Angie Machado is.

      Is the old Beaverblitz being demised? If you have a subscription there, won’t there be others in the forums or whatever? Is the issue that they don’t have someone doing any of the reporting?

      I wouldn’t blame Machado for taking a new job, and certainly wouldn’t call her money hungry. I can’t imagine that is a very lucrative occupation.

    • Yeah I agree with you, but I don’t know what their TOS are so what they’ve done might be technically “legal.” I just hope everyone complains to their credit card companies and maybe something will get done.

  2. I don’t understand all the angst. Didn’t everyone who just bought a Rivals subscription just get an upgrade? It’s not like the forums disappear. And it’s not like I’m supposed to feel sorry for someone who pays to type stuff into the ether.

    Is it?

    I’m having a hard time caring, and I-told-you-so is just so anticlimactic regarding these folks.

    Football begins tomorrow.

    Football picks for week 1:
    1. UCLA @ aTm
    2. Notre Dame @ Texas
    3. USC @ Bama
    4. LSU @ Wiscy
    5. OU @ Houston
    6. OSU @ Minnesota (score)

  3. Is it true that subscriptions on BeaverBlitz were to the Rivals network as a whole? I did the free BB trial a while back, and if I remember correctly, it did not give me access to other schools’ Rivals boards.

    • Okay, so it looks like there are special tiers and packages that are board-specific. Maybe that’s what the trial was. Rivals confuses me :-(

  4. So………………in other words, fuck you, fuck your money and you’re shit out of luck. Sucks to be you. Niiiiice business approach there. Anyone willing to give them money after that is an idiot. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

    I refuse to do business with commiecast and haven’t since 2002 for that reason alone. Awesome customer service there. Maybe the website should’ve been named beaverdicks. An oxymoron, but it fits.

  5. The folks at Blitz have become lazy. It has literally turned into a regurgitation of twitter…only a few hours behind. Momma Machado spends more time at Starbucks than doing her actual job! Outside of a few posts from parents within the program, the site is a joke.

  6. Game day! Actually excited for the season to start…hoping for program growth and competitiveness. I expect Garretson to provide perhaps the most active leadership since Moore, Moveao.

  7. Dockery was on the radio this morning and said the “Riley did less with more” line again. Now I’m starting to think it’s not a mistake.

  8. We still need to do our revised post-training camp season W/L predictions. I’m going with 4-8
    Minnesota -L
    Idaho-W
    Boise St -L
    Colorado-W
    Cal-W
    Utah-W
    UW-L
    WSU-L
    Stanford-L
    UCLA-L
    Arizona-L
    Oregon-L

  9. Gameday!!! Beer is chilling, Ribs are smoking, Cook’s Jersey is on, and I’m optimistic that we can provide a stunner tonight.

    Prediction: 21-13 OSU with the V!!

    • Months and months…….with no apparent notice to her “loyal subscribers” That’s cool. All those months that she could have warned people not to buy new subscriptions and suggested an alternative but oh no let’s keep the cash rolling in! Ew.

    • It was only a matter of time. I mean… Rivals doesn’t even have an airport. It’s hard to recruit subscribers to a site that doesn’t have an airport.

  10. Minnesota W
    Idaho st. W
    Boise st. W
    Colorado W
    cal W
    Utah W
    UW W
    WSU L
    Stanford W
    UCLA W
    Arizona W
    Oregon W

    Perfect 11-1, ranked 24th in the country. Sun Bowl.

    • Transcript from press conference:
      My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

  11. Just got an ESPN update on my phone that literally said:

    “Uniform Watch: Oregon State to debut white helmet with solid black face mask. Get rid of Bucked Tooth.”

    • Rodent Incisors should not be construed as “buck teeth.” In fact, their absence would likely be socially awkward for a rodent, decreasing mating potential and successful reproduction.

  12. I actually have the B1G network in my cable package thru Charter but today is my son’s 9th birthday and we’re having a party for him at the pizza joint. Here’s hoping they have a decent sports package. I assume they’ll have Comcast. Anybody know the channel # so I can just tell them?

  13. Of the 30 players that signed in the 2014 class, I believe 13 are no longer with the program. I believe that was Riley’s last class.

    I believe that 8 of them will start tonight. 43% attrition is kinda high after two years, but I guess the coaching change played a role.

  14. This is what I have for picks:

    Numbers: UCLA Tex USC LSU OU OSU 45-24
    Theboneyard: UCLA ND Bama LSU OU OSU 38-27
    oneoldbeav: UCLA ND Bama LSU OU OSU 28-24
    BlackBandits: aTm ND Bama LSU Hous OSU 24-21
    Outcast: UCLA ND Bama Wisc OU Minn 35-20
    beaverkman: aTm ND Bama LSU Hous Minn 25-11
    Jack: UCLA Tex Bama Wisc OU OSU 26-21
    whiskey: aTm Tex Bama LSU Hous Minn 27-20
    cj: UCLA ND Bama LSU Hous OSU 38-17
    BeaverQB: UCLA ND Bama LSU Hous OSU 22-20
    dwil03: UCLA Tex Bama LSU OU OSU 34-27
    orangejulius: aTm ND Bama LSU OU OSU 24-20

  15. Those of you buying into our 114th ranking out of 120 fbs teams are way off. Last year was pure dregs of Riley. This year look for a huge jump in performance. And conversely, look for Nebraska to accelerate an implosion. I’m surprised how time eluded all those previously of sound thought. The Riley stank wasn’t just gonna vanish overnight. Everything we predicted a year and half ago will come to fruition. Just takes more than year one.

  16. If OSU’s inexperienced O-line can protect new QB Garretson, I think the Beaver offense is going to be okay tonight (actually, more than okay). Togiai, STG, Villamin, Nall, and some of the other skill players on offense are talented. All Garretson has to do is manage the offense, get the ball in their hands, and avoid turnovers. I think Garretson can and will do that (if he gets decent protection and can avoid injury tonight).

    As for the Beaver defense, who knows? It will be particularly interesting to see how the OSU D-line holds up in the trenches against a massive Minnesota O-line, especially as the game wears on. Andersen has been preaching physical and mental toughness since he arrived. Fingers crossed that the Beavs have improved in these areas in year 2 under Andersen — we’ll know in a few hours.

    Latest Vegas lines favor Minnesota by almost two touchdowns. Nope — OSU shocks the football world and comes away with a big win tonight.

    Go Beavs!

    • Yeah, his giant leap when he could’ve stayed home and stuffed their qb scramble on 3&9 while we had the lead 23-17. We would have held onto the lead and probably would have played different. But that’s a tough point to coach, I don’t want to see him standing in concrete going forward…

  17. Looks like I’m a little late to this post, but just wanted to say, Angie hiding behind the whole “I couldn’t warn people of my move, due to contractual obligations” was bullshit. She was not bound by any terms which kept her from informing her users of the move to scout.

    Watch the video linked ealier where she’s explaining the move to her fans. She looks nervous and shifty for a reason, because she knows she was about to piss off a segment of her fan base. Good riddance to her and her crooked nose…..er business…..

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