Go Beavs, I guess.
But honestly I am getting so sick of Riley I am close to wishing loses…a win today will be Lucy placing the football, more fools buying in, and years of prolonged pain. Just saying.
I really do want the Beavs to move up the all-time win chart (and hit .500 in my lifetime) so I have to root for them, but it’s tough knowing it means more Riley and his apologists.
Oh how I share your pain!
Just watched part of the Illinois-tOSU game and was impressed with the Ill QB, and offense generally, in a losing cause. Watching the pace of that O just methodically moving from the end of a play up to the line as they received the play call from the sideline was such a contrast to the Beavs.
So tired of hearing about Riley’s sophisticated offense! Even with an experienced squad, we never seem to see that kind of steady pace. When the game situation dictates “hurry up” the Beavs are seldom able to respond. How can anyone not blame coaching?
Oh yes, anyone else catch Philipp’s comments about playing on the road? He seems to betray a lack of focus at home when he says the Beavers are able to focus on football when they’re on the road. And, “we just have no distractions when we go on the road…” I may be reading too much into that remark, but considering the source and the overall performance, do ya blame me?
http://registerguard.com/rg/sports/30742491-81/road-crowd-devils-football-beavers.html.csp
The Illness has not won a game in the B1G in two years so a poor choice of contrast. tOSU was killing them early and the D shut down and allowed Illinois to score some points. No killer instinct, despite the score.
Agree 100% about the lack of a hurry up option for our offense.
I was in the air and missed that game. But, I like hearing about a team that didn’t quit despite the scoreboard. I lost a lot of Beaver Belief two weeks ago, when we flat gave up vs UsC.
The only comparison I was making was the pace of the Ill offense vs the pace of the Beavs. Still think that is valid, I’ve never seen the Beavs move to the next snap like Illness did when I was watching.
Actually, with the dismal season and coaching questions at Ill, the enthusiasm and energy shown by their O is even more impressive.
translation please
I’m still a little confused here. Is Illinois supposed to be ASU? Or are you really just talking about the Illinois offense?
As said, “The only comparison I was making was the pace of the Ill offense vs the pace of the Beavs”
I am watching the michigan st Nebraska game, and you can hear crank it like a chainsaw playing over the load speakers. Strange
Crank it like a Cornsaw?
You can probably hear my brother screaming F bombs in the stands. Sure hope Sparty wins so I can give him shit at Thanksgiving.
Is it a sickness to hear what should not exist?
You are probably not ill. But this song has lived beyond its worth.
Me singing in the shower has more value… in every way… except for your opponent embarrassing you during my song which is supposed to inspire you.
But then there’s NU peeps doing stupid shit.
https://twitter.com/TheIronN/status/401464017455046656
Never underestimate the stupidity of stupid people.
I don’t know if I can say that and make it stick. Stupid people do things you would never imagine a sane person might do. And it doesn’t have anything to do with sanity.
It’s just that there’s a large segment of our society which is really really stupid.
Yeah… you [don’t] know who you are.
On the positive side, Oregon looks like shit.
Does it matter when the opponent is utah with a walk on qb?
they always look like shit with whatever costume they’re wearing
These are really ugly.
the brown makes them look like ginormous turds
Wazzu wants our New Mexico Bowl spot. If you were Albuerquerque would you want a team who won 2 of their last 3 with a pretty good road win to play themselves into it or a team who lost their last 5 games and mostly beat cupcakes early in the season if it plays out that way?
Silver lining is Riley has to go to a bowl to get the low bar extension BDC has set up. If the Pac-12 doesn’t send one of its 6-6 teams it would likely be OSU because of the above scenario. More likely, even in the tailspin scenario of losing our last 5, OSU would still get either the Poinsettia or New Mexico Bowl. I’d prefer not going to a bowl in this case to not extend Riley when losing 5 straight and finishing with a complete assplant like Charlie Brown.
Wazzu is gonna have to beat Utah (will Wilson be back for that game) or UW (Price’s status unknown). I think they’ll get one of those if not both
Michigan has a tight end whose last name is Butt. How apropos!
Anyone heard an update on that QB from Washington that claims to be one of the better ones in the Pac-12? Supposed to have an MRI back in Seattle today.
Shut up! Keith Price is the mostest bestest quarterback in the history and future of the Pac… um… his conference.
He has been and will continue to be just the most excellent person available for … hmmm… well… What were we talking about?
I guess I’ll go to bed now… and not pay attention to you… you who is not here.
Duke beats Miami and now has the inside track to the ACC title game in the coastal division. Fucking Duke! And we can’t get to the Pac-12 title game?
Wazzu beats AZ!! Leach>Dickrod.
Dark equipment shed for you!
Duke fans are saying “fucking duke?” too. Theyve usually stopped watching football by the time basketball gets going. Pretty impressive win today.
Poll. You want Furd or SC to win?
sc wins uo goes to the rose bowl to face ohio state.
Stanford. Gotta keep ducks out of pac 12 championship. Crazy to think though, USC could win the pac still. Theyre looking tough tonight vs Stanford so far. they really need a Beavs win tonight though, so im not liking their chances
And Gaffney stands in their way. That dude is the anti Storm Woods
hes raping sc already.
Stanford can’t catch tonight.
What everyone else said for the same reasons. Go Furd. Also, Go tOSU, Baylor, Bama and Floriduh State. Ducks would not be guaranteed a BCS bowl bid if they finish lower than 4th in the BCS standings. Wouldn’t that just be the icing on the cake? The dicks wind up in the Alamo bowl? Oh the horror in eugene!!!!
Wtf pac 12 refs? Did anybody see them screw up the chains in stanfords favor?
not to mention the extremely generous spot. There was no way he was that close. Looked to be a good half yard short imo.
SC playing up to their talent. Why did the have to fire Kiffen?
http://firstrowus1.eu/watch/221835/2/watch-oregon-state-vs-19-arizona-state-.html
game time. I have had a bad feeling about this game for weeks. Let the AssU rape begin. Hope i’m wrong.
ASU coach “our goal is never to reach a bowl game; it’s to win the pac-12 south”
Didn’t Riley once say the team’s first goal is a bowl, then they go from there? I can’t find the article…
MR should change his goal to not losing the opening game to a 1AA opponent. Never mind, goals should be achievable.
ummm…..Who is covering 21 on this opening drive?????
Nobody
Nobody.
Nelson. He got burned twice on consecutive plays.
Nelson. One and done huh?
impressive defense on that opening ASU drive. Impressive.
“We just need to execute better” LOL.
Over/under on watching this more than 5 minutes
I have anticipated changing the channel no later than halftime
I’m trying to find an intriguing reason to watch. Maybe to see if Mannion stinks vs good competition.
“Our first goal is to reach bowl eligibility,” coach Mike Riley said. “You want to reach it as fast as you can and then go to the best bowl you can… We’ll see where we can go with it.”
http://www.gazettetimes.com/sports/beavers-sports/football/osu-football-with-postseason-berth-wrapped-up-time-to-climb/article_398a3592-1b02-11e2-b377-001a4bcf887a.html
Great work. Knew I read it somewhere.
Beavs Lose 42-38, but its only that close because we score twice in the 4th. We lose a major player to injury, and the long cold winter starts early.
stick that prediction in your chainsaw carved Beaver statue and smoke it.
where’s those 38 points gonna come from DAT?
Remmers!
Wow. Reynolds with the pic on a horribly underthrown ball. If that’s on the money it’s an easy TD. Reynolds was soundly beaten
I feel like whenever Reynolds gets an INT, Nelson feels he has to step it up. Maybe we’ll see him snag a pick tonight as well!
Man did they suck us on that screen.
That Riley commercial…jeez. He needs to be a coach instead of a dad.
Kelly is playing like Mannion.
Wynn in at FB
Wynn in to block
wow. that formation looked like the Pettibone years. Wishbone, run it up the middle for a 1 yd gain. I would’ve gone for it too. But wow, he was double covered. Jesus Mannion. Essentially the same as punting it though. 2 turnovers, zero points.
It’s a pick fest. Really stupid call.
We may have a Vaz sighting before the night is out.
Beavs look desperate ALREADY
Get the feeling the team is going to mail it in. How long till baseball starts?
I agree. Looks just like the USC game. Zero energy. Just going through the motions.
Yup
stop them on 3rd down and give them a freebie with the 15 yd face mask penalty. Then they torch us with a long run. I don’t know why ASU is even bothering to throw the ball.
OC is as dense as Riley?
Riley sure deserves an extension for getting creamed. Way to go BDC. FIRE Bob DeCareLess Now!!!
Whoa!
That last sentence was unexpected… coming from you.
This is really going to put a dent in the Mannion for Heisman campaign.
Ill be turning this off if we fall behind by 20 before halftime. Oh well, at least I expected us to lose this game and badly so it’s not surprising so far
Why is there a giant 3 headed dildo painted at center field?
because ASU is totally fucking is in the ass? Repeatedly?
us
2 fucking first downs in the 1st quarter. And we had 2 interceptions. Fuck
I said this the last time we played at ASU. The fork at mid-field looks like an erection with arms extended: Ta Da!
It’s not… never mind.
nice pass blocking by 78. Ole! Let him go right on by without even attempting to block the ASU DE.
Why even evade a tackler if you’re just going to throw it away immediately afterwards?!
No shit. Make a play!
Is MR going to give Harlow any help or just let him get beaten like a drum all night?
if he’s getting repeatedly beaten why is he even in there?
Because of horse shit recruiting we are playing an undersized true freshman.
offense looks like total fucking garbage.
What the hell did they do on the bye week?
sat around and sang kumbaya?
Hey! Don’t be mean to kumbaya.
Jesus Christ………now Cooks is playing like shit.
This is pathetic. I’m at the game and the offensive calls are SO predictable. Riley looks like a fool.
I can predict the play calls with about 75% accuracy.
It’s easier live, but the play-calling is about like reading a short book… with pictures.
Screw you BDC! Please do Beaver Nation a huge favor and resign since Ed Ray is too pussy shit to fire you!
If cooks is dropping punt receptions, you know its really gonna be a long night.
I think Cooks has mailed in the season. Not sure if it evidence that he is leaving or going to stay as his draft stock plummets to the seventh round.
Im turning this off after this ASU TD
yep, Im done. This will only get uglier from here.
Im going back to usc Stanford. At least its competitive
That’s it. I’m done. Not even gonna make it halfway thru the 2nd quarter. Dear Riley and staff,
Fuck you all in the ass with a pitchfork. You’re all shitty coaches and shitty recruiters. But thanks for being so nice. It’s really a feel good, lovey dovey story. And double fuck you BDC for being the worst AD in the conference and allowing this bullshit to continue.
The Baylor game is kinda entertaining as well. NOt as competitive, but crazy fun to watch people flying around making plays.
Mannion 2011 has returned!!!!!! Hip, hip, hooray!!
How many picks/ bad throws until Vaz gets a shot?
It’s why we were skeptical early on…
Yes sir.
No run game was why we were skeptical early on. It’s not like ASU has any defense to speak of. Mannion should be picking them apart like he did to Utah. But it appears his arm has gone noodle. That’s what happens when you don’t run the ball. Wide open TDs become picks and incompletions.
I watched the 4th quarter of the Duke game and had some Deja vu moments. Hearing how long it’s been since they’ve done well and seeing how much fun the fans were having brought back some great memories. Too bad they’re fading into the distant past.
Lucy Van Riley yanking the ball again
O. S. U. Fight Fight Fight
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/334/e/d/crying_man_by_teagle-d4hqwh0.jpg
Riley again mismanaging timeouts/ challenges.
He is consistent .
It’s really phenomenal that he’s able to get in these situations AND able to make the same mistakes so very often.
It’s his off season training regimen.
Fucking time wasters
I switched over to the USC/Tree game, and then ralized I needed to take a shit. While I was itting on the crapper I had a revelation about life. Im stuck with Mike Riley and company. I try to fight it and rail against it and curse the football gods every week but it wont change anything.
My outrage at the system wont change anything. The Beavs will ALWAYS be a mediocre team, even if/when Riley leaves/dies/retires. Its the nature of the beast.
Ive decided to change my entire outlook and just simply follow the braindead pollyannas and be grateful for what we have. Its just entirely too frustrating believing anything else.
Im hereby done…as an angrybeaver. I quit.
I had that revelation last year. Sports in general are pointless, unless you’re the one playing them.
Kinda with you… I mean… What’s the point? I’ll root for the players, but it’s not like I expect them to do anything
Before you do anything drastic, try more fiber.
What you saw in your bowl afterwards was likely a preview of the Beavs upcoming bowl.
Haha
It’s amazing the revelations that occur when you’re pooping in a certain *cough* school’s logo.
Hogan is playing like Mannion.
Fuck, SC is going to win.
I like Oregeron as coach at USC.hes a good fit at UsC right meow
I miss Kiffen.
Cant believe it. USC Stanford is gona come down to a last second field goal by USC.
Hogan with a bonehead play for the ages. No wonder Col. Klink sent him to the cooler.
Dammit USC…way to screw it all up in the Pac
Along with a great big fuck you to Mike Riley and Co, I now give hearty fuck you to Stanford for letting the ducks back into first.
ohio state vs uo who wins…
Who cares?
I hope tOSU.
Apathy
Looks like SC has found their coach.
I doubt it. He’s just winning because his players are all monster recruits who no longer have to put up with Fink.
Orgeron would be exposed as a head coach next year. It would be less so than Fink, but he’s not going to get them to their entitled land. He’s a recruiter who isn’t really a good position coach or coordinator. He’s not as bad as an Eddie Gran or Tosh Lupoi. But he does get kids to come to his school.
Looks like we wont have to worry about Cooks or Mannion leaving before their senior year.
WTF is up with Mannion? These picks are just bad throws.
I think it is terrible throws and receivers not playing well. I don’t think he trusts some of them.
Spaghetti arm.
Mannion’s play makes me think he’s getting great coaching.
Langsdorf coaches the QBs. He’s really good as you know
Nuh-uh.
He’s better than that.
will somebody put flavaflav and his giant clock right next to rilescause he has no sense of time, the worst time manager in the history of football. Better yet, leave him and Boob Declueless at the airport ala Kiffen and just be done with this whole mess
We need to bring back Danny as play caller!
Rumor has it he already is and based on the plays that are being called I’d say the rumors just might be true.
Where did you hear that rumor? Play calling has been garbage since Stanford. Is it possible Riley hands it over every season once he gets to six wins?
http://www.pure-orange.net/cgi-bin/anyboard.cgi/bscpigskin2?cmd=get&cG=231333737323&zu=323133373732&v=2&gV=0&p=
The post by Beaverzilla
Also someone has an interesting observation.
http://www.pure-orange.net/cgi-bin/anyboard.cgi/bscpigskin2?cmd=get&cG=231333830323&zu=323133383032&v=2&gV=0&p=
It’s not like we see Riley doing anything but chewing gum and looking at the clock when the cameras are on him.
But how many times ave we seen him walking around with a drive chart?
As recently as Nov 12 Lindsay still claiming that Riley is calling plays, “(Though Riley and offensive coordinator Danny Langsdorf devise the gameplan together, Riley calls the plays.)”
http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2013/11/oregon_state_cooking_up_some_s.html
Musberger just said: “The trojans are relevant again!” I want my beavs to be relevant at least once before I die :(
Trojans are always relevant to beavers.
Hahaha
Keith Jackson was cheering that made field goal. Way to be professional.
Beavs are trying to pull a Lucy on us again. They seem to have new life and a little momentum. Defense is playing pretty well. Tight ends making plays. Just waiting for that back breaking INT.
Nope, dumb fuck penalty instead.
Never expected the Seumalo meltdown leading to the missed field goal. TOUCHE’ Beavers!
Beavs are gashing the Devils defense. #BeaverGash
What’s with all the blocked field goals? Low kicks or poor blocking from our line?
Luck O the Beavs
Beaver IQ bottoming out, mine must be too, cause i’m still watching
Second and 2 from the 12 and they can pick it up. Absolute worst time possible for Riley to get conservative.
Starting to feel like too little too late…but that was a nice goal line stand. Great play by DJ to save the TD on 3rd down and keep Grice out of the end zone.
Yup. I’m betting on a bad int by Mannion to drive the stake through the heart.
Damn you, BG!!
Come on, every true Beaver fan just knew that was coming.
Damn I hate being right all the time.
…. wtf
lol, psychic much?
mannion gone colorblind, Vaz era to begin
He has to throw at least 6 picks per game before MR pulls him.
His retinas were damaged from those glow in the dark orange things we wore against SC.
Good diagnosis!
Don’t let DeCareLess on the bus! FIRE him tonight please!!!
Thank god we have a full time special teams coach. Play has been stellar this year.
How do we have so many blocked kicks? Also, anyone know what our return averages are? I bet they are close to the worst in the country.
Punt return, 89th:
http://espn.go.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/returning/sort/yardsPerPuntReturn
Average kick return 91st.
Yes! And he’s one helluva recruiter too!
I think our assistant coaches just need a raise. That would make our team better.
Interesting Graham is still playing Grice…. we complained earlier this season about playing our starters when the game was in hand. Riley’s not the only one apparently.
Have we reached the point yet where other teams are praying that Mike Riley stays our (predictable and beatable) coach for as long as possible?
Graham’s post game comments sure sounded that way.
Give me a head coach who spits his gum on the field if it means a winner and someone who doesn’t think he deserves extensions for shit bowls. Riley can beat no one that is decent. He fails so often it is entirely expected. Riley does mm’t deserve to take this team to a crap bowl with his extra shitty 2nd half of the season and no other FBS school would give an extension after so many consecutive bad losses.
BDC is a buffoon and needs to be fired!! He does nothing and is a complete joke of an AD.
other teams are not only praying, they’re donating big to the athletic dept to give Riles a raise!
Pathetic, absolutely pathetic performance by our football team!
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