13.Nov.2013 Mike Riley Summed Up in One Photoshop

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The blog format compresses the image a bit, so click on it for full scale laughs.

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For those who are young and don’t know this comic:

The characters involved in the gag are Charlie Brown and Lucy van Pelt. Lucy tells Charlie Brown that she will hold a football while he kicks it. Charlie Brown usually refuses to kick it at first, not trusting Lucy. Lucy then says something to persuade Charlie Brown to trust her. Charlie Brown runs up to kick the ball, but at the very last second before he can kick it, Lucy removes the ball and Charlie Brown flies into the air, before falling down and hurting himself. The gag usually ends with Lucy pointing out to Charlie Brown that he should not have trusted her.

Source: here

I’d say this sums up the Riley/fan relationship, wouldn’t you?

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  • bendbeaver bendbeaver says:
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    So you’re saying Riley is a tranny?

    • whiskeysoakednapkins says:
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      gosh golly gee whiz good grief jiminy christmas.

  • Beavblazer Beavblazer says:
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    Good grief…..

  • BeavGirl BeavGirl says:
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    Haha that’s great 😀

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    Angry you blockhead.

  • Jack says:
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    angry’s drinking again.

    Good for you AB. And if it’s shrooms, better yet.

    Something has to dull the pain.

    • angry angry says:
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      Haha.
      No, this cartoon sums up Riley better than words.
      We were all psyched for Stanford and boom, he yanked away the football AGAIN.

      Anyone who still has faith in Riley is dumb as Charlie Brown.

  • NorCalBeaver NorCalBeaver says:
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    Any angrybeavs going to tailgate at the fairgrounds for the BEAVS/UW game? I’m heading up and that’s where my buds have been this year. Would like to have some beers if anyone is in the area.

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      The fairgrounds are the world headquarters for the Flat Tailgate Society, of which I am a founding member. They’ll be there from Friday noonish until Sunday noonish with plenty of alcoholic beverages, including my award winning home brewed beer.
      If you’re bringing more than a couple people please let us know via the facebook page so we can increase our menu. Current menu for the Fusky game= our first bacon explosion on the Traeger, and heroin sammichs so far. The remaining menu will be determined in Tempe this weekend.
      Click on my name for the link.

      • angry angry says:
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        Do you guys play football beforehand? I want to come up there and show how the QB position is really done.

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          We toss the pigskin around in the gravel parking lot along with a frisbee, and we usually have a cornhole game running depending on weather, but no official football game.
          If the weather is nasty then we migrate to our 600 square feet of covered and propane heated areas along with a giant steel fire pit and commence drinking heavier immediately.

      • whiskeysoakednapkins says:
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        Does one need to bring their own needle for the heroin sammiches or does everyone share?

      • GreatWhiteHunter says:
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        You try the atomic buffalo turds off the traegar yet?

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          The ultimate in tailgate dining.

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            Just googled it GWH. They look awesome! I can easily add these to next week’s menu. Any pointers on making them?

          • GreatWhiteHunter says:
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            I use a small amount of onion and paprika in my cream cheese mixture – like a quarter onion for two packages of cream cheese, and enough paprika to just tint the mixture.I’ve also used regular smokies in addition to the widely-accepted standard of cheese smokies and both were great. I’ve had better luck with thinner sliced bacon – it crisps up better under the smoke/low heat conditions…and the thicker cut is just too much bacon…if such a thing exists. Use as many toothpicks as you need to hold it all together. Try to pick out straight peppers just longer than the smoky, but with good girth to hold the filling.

            Stagger the start (batches) so you have them reach the desired doneness over the course of the couple hours of your tail gaiting. Prep the day before – it’s a little time consuming, but worth it.

            Prepare to be the hero of your tailgate party. I’ve had nothing but rave reviews.

          • GreatWhiteHunter says:
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            And welcome to the ABT Brotherhood.

          • Beavergopher Beavergopher says:
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            Those look good. May have to try the for the BADger game. Can you make and reheat these?
            GWH, you still moving to Cali?

          • GreatWhiteHunter says:
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            That’s the plan, unless someone offers me a job to stay in the PNW…but time’s running out. Moving over christmas break.

          • Jack says:
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            They look like regular poppers with smokies in them. I know what you mean with the bacon. when it’s too thick on poppers, it smokes up to be a brick and loses the pork fat flavor. Besides, the really thin cuts wrap the pepper like a jacket instead of a fold-over blanket. If you prep the night before and use this:ef=sr_1_fkmr0_3/182-4348352-9103459?ie=UTF8&qid=1384531218&sr=8-3-fkmr0&keywords=Stainless+Steel+21spc+Stuffed+Jalapeno+Popper+Chili+Pepper+Oven+BBQ+Cooking+Tray
            If you wrap the thin bacon just right, you don’t need the toothpicks. Another popper is to take a date, put habanero instead of paprika in with the cream cheese, wrap it in bacon and stick a spear of chocolate in it. I call those my spicy smoked bacon wrapped cream cheese and chocolate stuffed dates. I need to work on the name.

          • Jack says:
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            That link sucks. Try this instead.
            https://www.google.com/#q=jalapeno+popper+cooking+rack

          • GreatWhiteHunter says:
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            I’ll give those a try!

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            Call ’em Beaver turds.
            Spear of chocolate? Like a shear off a milk chocolate bar? …and then you shove the spear into the middle cream cheese part? Paint a better visual here, it sounds intriguing.

          • Dwill03 Dwill03 says:
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            Wouldn’t that imply they taste like Vanilla?

          • Jack says:
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            Yeah, just cut a chocolate bar and use the shards. I use the really dark bars (60%+), but you can experiment for your own taste.

            I figured name suggestions would involve poop. 🙂

          • WFO WFO says:
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            Call em camel toes.

          • GreatWhiteHunter says:
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            Also – I smoke for at least 3 hrs (I can keep my treager down to 110 on the smoke setting), then turn up as needed to finish off the bacon.

          • Numbers says:
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            Anybody ever try cooking Sous Vide? It has me curious for steak, fish, etc.

  • Beavblazer Beavblazer says:
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    I’d love to see people’s other cartoons for OSU Athletics.

    For example:

    Bobby D- http://d1mpb3f4gq7nrb.cloudfront.net/img/toons/cartoon0703.png or http://www.jantoo.com/cartoons/lowres/345/34502553_low.jpg

    Jovan Stevenson- https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSn4eu4t4PvzgIlpB6fm1buzqKcvNTapG-Fky8vcDAXkmd5ffgG

    I’m sure there are much better suited comics out there. I just did a quick grab before I have to head to work.

  • Beavergopher Beavergopher says:
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    So Linus’s Great Pumpkin is Dee Andros? It all makes sense now.

  • Beavergopher Beavergopher says:
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    Angry, as a kid I had a poster in my bedroom with CB on is back and Lucy standing above him with the football. The caption was her saying, “A woman’s handshake is not legally binding.”

  • ObjCritic says:
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    Damn, Hand chose Alabama over Oregon State:

    http://college-football.si.com/2013/11/14/dashawn-hand-top-recruit-alabama/

    So close….

  • ObjCritic says:
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    This doesn’t sound promising for OSU’s chances Saturday night:

    http://www.oregonlive.com/collegefootball/index.ssf/2013/11/five_questions_about_arizona_s.html

  • Jack says:
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    Stat of the week:
    Oregon State is undefeated against FBS teams on Saturdays.

    • whiskeysoakednapkins says:
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      I guess Stanford is no longer an FBS team. Who knew?!?!?!?

      • Beavblazer Beavblazer says:
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        How about undefeated against teams that have not won their conference’s championship in the last 5 years?

      • Jack says:
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        You are correct. I need to proofread neat little blurbs I think are cute.

        • Jack says:
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          The person I stole that from was a Duck. He says he thought our SU game was a Thursday.

          He’s a Duck. Oh well. My fault for not correcting him.

    • ObjCritic says:
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      In the month July?

    • JD says:
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      The Beavs are undefeated on the road.

    • Beavblazer Beavblazer says:
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      Beavs are undefeated vs teams from all 50 states except California and Washington.

  • helmsley says:
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    uff dah

    http://www.csnnw.com/beavers/osu-basketball-podcast-brandon-sprague

    with this kind of coverage, will Ed Ray finally pay at least a little attention?

    • Beavergopher Beavergopher says:
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      Conner is going get a letter from the IRS.

    • Beavblazer Beavblazer says:
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      It’s nice to hear Sprague being critical. As a media member, I feel he’s usually been a little too pro-OSU, which I know must be hard since he went to school there.

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    Anyone else get the Terra magazine from OSU? Go to page 15 of the latest issue and tell me someone didn’t draw a mustache on Heather Stoven!
    This is hilarious, how would that make it past inspection and go clear to print and distribution?! Someone please grab a copy and confirm if it’s just my print.

  • Beavblazer Beavblazer says:
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    Anybody hoping Utah might be able to pull off Oregon’s second loss of the season, it ain’t happening. Utah just announced they are traveling without starting QB Travis Wilson who has a concussion. They’re also without they’re #2 RB.

    Luck O the Ducks. Mariota gets essentially 2 bye weeks to recover from injuries with Utah and Cal next week so he’ll be full strength by the Civil War.

  • Wrigg3 says:
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    Just browsing reddit and I came across a subreddit for the tennesse titans fans, anyway I feel their pain:

    “Every single season its mediocrity and losing any games you need to win. Missing the playoffs every year and being middle of the road. 8-8 and 7-9 are harder to deal with than 3-13. You show promise, but fail to preform when needed and end up with a middle draft pick. Splitting all your divisional games every year is not going to get you anywhere. Playing not to lose isn’t going to get you anywhere. Playing conservatively while losing is going to get you less than anywhere. The Munchak administration as just been too hard to deal with even coming after the ultra-conservative Fisher for 12 years. I just want a coaching staff that isn’t afraid to take risks if that is what they need to do to win. They need to clean house fast and I think it starts with firing all coordinators (especially the STC) and Munchak. Make Gregg Williams DC and put the keys to the defense in his hands and sign any players he wants. I hope the new owners have the balls to do this and have more balls than Munchak. It starts with defense and we proved that with Schwartz in ’08. When rolling in a new coaching staff it’s Ruston Webster’s call, and he has always wanted a power offense that Loggains has tried to give him, but has never been remotely successful. I hope CJ2K and Locker fit into the offense because I love them as players and people, bit if they don’t fit into the offense, it’s the staff’s call to get rid of them and bring someone new in. As long as they win games, I don’t care what they do. Obviously if you put the teams hands I these coaches and write them a blank check, they are going to have to be proven coaches, and Williams is the only one we have on the staff now, so that’s why I vote to promote and keep him.”

    This was quoted from a user that posted on a thread that was about how disappointing the team is this season, and well, every year…

  • Beavergopher Beavergopher says:
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    UCLA gagging it up against Udub.

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    Found in the Beaver’s team hotel this morning.

    TO All Offense personnel.

    “Since we are in Arizona for todays game it is mandatory that every player on the offense consume at least two bean burritos. Report to the hotel conference room B by 2:00. You will not be allowed to leave until your burrito consumption has been verified by your position coach. We will be highly offensive tonight” Coach Riley

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