30.Oct.2010 In-Game Comments: Cal @ Oregon State
It's too early. Too early for football. And too early to be counting marine mammals at the beach, which is what I'll be doing come kickoff.
Working on a Saturday should be a felony. Since it isn't, I'm going to miss the first half hour of this game, which is always a scary proposition. You know what I mean. You rush home, throw your gear on the floor, hit the "on" button not knowing what to expect. You see a "14-0" score but it doesn't register; your eyes dart back and forth in a panic trying to figure out if it's the good guys. It all happens within nanoseconds. You look for cues. Why is the crowd so quite? Why is Riley shaking his head? Is that…Katz…in a sling? Finally, you settle down; you compute.
"*^U&G^&H#!@! Fire Banker!"
Nah, things are going to be alright (*insert HOUSE OF HORRORS cliche*)
Speaking of Halloween, what are you all dressing up as tonight? Around 5pm tonight I'll be Mark Mothersbaugh, energy dome and all.
Off to work.