Kind of like in 1984 how Winston came to love Big Brother.
“He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark mustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”
What a great revelation agreeing he’s the best we can do.
Knew you’d come around eventually. They all do….
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Hey all, yesterday was April fools….
That’s a neat deal.
I love the Riley hire, too! Hip hip hooray, but only on this day! ;-)
It’s National Riley day.
(Still hoping he dies. It makes me feel like a jerk, but it’s the only way we quit him).
Harsh!
I’m hoping he goes off and coaches a high school somewhere, or rides off into the sunset in Texas. He’s still a human, and not a bad one (no April Fools there)
Rides off on a bike. Chewing gum. With two time outs left.
Jack is the most insightful poster on this forum. Angry@angry is also the most factual and correct poster in here.
April Fools??
And you’re the best coach OSU has ever had in any sport! And I’ll pay the $70 shipping and handling for your memorabilia, too!
I wonder if Riley has some spare time to work his magic on the baseball team? He could be a “position” coach there just as easily as football. Is there such a thing as ‘first baseman” coach. Its high time for Casey to think out of the box and add this invaluable resource to his staff.
I think he was the pitching coach for the Utah series.
He’s just a lowly assistant who’s helping Casey iron out his warts.
Riley’s return begs for a drinking game. A shot is required for every time the camera pans to a him on the sideline during a game. My guess is that we will all be shit-faced before halftime.
There will be more Riley shots than Smith, and more telecaster chatter about Riley, too.
Riley Shot: Combine 3 Oz unfiltered prune juice and 1.5 Oz of Vanilla Ensure.
Serve piping hot with mittens and a stocking cap on those frigid 59 degree
football Saturdays.
Has a head coach ever left a college program then came back, then left again, then came back but as an assistant? I’m trying to think if this has ever happened. Is OSU making history here…..
Golly!
Why hasn’t anyone ever thought of it before?
Hip! Hip! Whatever.
One would have to watch in order to play that game.
The reason I love the Riley hire is because I don’t have to feel conflicted on Saturdays in the fall. College football will not be a concern when I want to do something productive or fun instead.
Oregon State Women’s basketball coach Scott Rueck to begin gender transformation by wearing high heels next season.
Saying he has always been jealous of the footwear of some of the coaching legends, such as Muffet McGraw, Kim Mulkey, and the cray, cray chick from ASU wear, Scott Rueck will rock some 3 inch orange pumps on the sideline next season. “They look so powerful, yet feminine. Plus they don’t have to stand on their tip toes when taking selfies with recruits.” Rueck said his team was totally supportive of his decision. “I may have start recruiting some shorter girls, he quipped, so I can swap shoes for nights out on road trips.”
Trump resigns, beavers win national championship in both football and basketball. Homefry dies happy reaching total consciousness
This post reminded me of this:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28971276
My favorite story for the day:
https://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/man-stabbed-heads-to-pub-with-knife-sticking-out-h/3376033/
Sometimes you just need a beer.