Lindsay Schnell to SI
I guess the Texas and Alabamas of the world even mess up every once in a while and sign a 1 star recruit. Just kidding, SI jumped the shark in the early 70s. Only boneheads waiting around in dental offices read it anymore.
Now she can suck on national teat like the rest of the media. We all know she has no backbone and took the job so she can buy more shoes and clothes. Good riddance!
Now hire someone with integrity, Oregonian (I might consider your offer if it’s lucrative and paid in gold or bitcoins).