Mindset: Oregon Ducks vs Oregon State Beavers
I was looking at the Ducks' schedule earlier trying to guess where they'd slip up. While scrolling through the games, it hit me that Beaver fans have had an excuse for every Duck victory. Maybe excuse isn't the right word. They just find a way to abate Duck victories. I thought it would be interesting to ponder Beaver fans' mindset playing the same schedule. Correct me if and when I'm wrong.
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Duck Fan
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Beaver Fan
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New Mexico
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"We're going to blow these guys out 72-0!" |
"We should win big, but who knows? New Mexico has some legit DI talent!” |
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@Tennessee
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"Am I crazy, or do these guys stink?" |
"Mother $%!# Bob D!?! scheduling an SEC team on the road in September!? Let’s just hope we save face on National TV." |
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Portland State |
“Wake me up when the Season starts." or "I've been curious to see what ____ (insert 5th string running back) can do." |
"We're probably going to win 45-10, but remember Appalachian State?" |
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@Arizona State |
“Our first decent challenge. I'm a little nervous, but we’ll win. We always win.” |
“We never win at Tempe.” [Beaver fan begins to ponder all the loses]. "Something will go wrong." |
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Stanford |
“Sure, these guys could theoretically beat us, but they are slow as whale shit, so we’ll probably run around them and win big. National TV, you say???” |
“Their offensive line sure is physical. This is a scary game. We need to pressure Andrew Luck, establish the blah blah blah. ESPN Gameday? Forget it.” |
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@WSU |
“Let the Heisman race begin!” |
“This is the one game we can relax. Or can we?” |
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UCLA |
“ESPN? Ha ha ha, this is going to be a fun statement game.” |
“We never play well down there; we never play well on ESPN. UCLA always has one guy tee off on us and take over the game. I’m optimistic but scared.” |
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@USC |
“National TV? Again? Did we mention we like attention? Let the love begin, Hal.” |
“Barkley is crap."….("I hope that's true")…"USC has nothing to play for"…("I hope that's true…"). Oh crap, ABC picked the game up??” |
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Washington |
"No Jake Locker? Thanks for the bye week." |
"No Jake Locker? Nick Montana was a 4-star prospect–we better show up ready to play!" |
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@California |
“We’re going to crush these midgets.” |
“Trap game!”…or “We have their number, but they’re capable and talented blah blah.” |
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Arizona |
“The have a fast, physical defense. This is the hardest game on our schedule. But hey, we’re the Ducks and they’re not.” |
“We matchup well against this team. Feels like a pick ‘em. But can that be right?” |
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@Oregon State |
“The Reign of Terror continues. Poor Beaver fans. See you losers in Glendale.” |
“We’re going to lose a 3rd straight Civil War. We’re going to get killed. They're unstoppable. They're going to win a National Championship. Kill me.” |
That's how I see it. Am I off my rocker?
I don't think so. Beaver fans are quick to dismiss what the Ducks do, yet their team could not accomplish the same feats. It's a second rate mindset that reeks of bitterness. The reality is the Ducks are not only better than the Beavs; they are better than everyone. There is no room for criticism. That is the weight a #1 ranking carries.
One final point: I contend the Ducks' success is good for the Beavers. As a Duck fan astutely noted earlier, it means more revenue and respect for the conference as a whole, but more importantly, the Ducks dominance (and a 3rd consecutive Civil War) puts pressure squarely on the Beavers program. Put another way: the larger the Ducks' footprint, the less patient Beaver fans will be with the status quo.